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Metal Metal Metal, is falling on my steel Icy cold and iron hot, the world before me kneel I bring to you a metal hymn, perhaps a metal carol A plethora of steely treats, there's metal by the barrel There's leather in my metal on my chopper made of fire (It's a chopper/valkrie hybrid) blasting through a metal pyre I bare the weight of metal, as I'm loaded with the might No-one dare to challenge me, I've already won the fight We play for for sorcery, and magic, and wizards and pain We play for couldrens, and demons and souls die in vain We play for Satan, vikings, axes, fire, volcanos, muscles, death.... ...but mostly metal. My index is extended, oww and my pinky too. Denim, spikes and patches, chains and leather through and through. I signed my name in blood it made me feel a little woozy! Coz when your starving for the metal then beggars can't be choosy. We live for warlords, and victory, and tattoos and mead We live for dragons and Odin and spreading our seed We live for hammers, solos, boots, moustaches, armies, blood and sweat.... ...but mostly metal.... ...metal.... ...metal.... AHHHH!!! ..METAL! GO! I'm going mad with metal, all I see is metal skies The water runs with metal and without it I will die The mountain's made of metal and there's metal in the hills I've changed my name to metal, just call me 'Metal Mills!' I'd really love to stay and chat, about my metal story But it's here that I must leave you on my path of metal glory I swore my soul to metal, but it's getting hard to tell Just really where I'm headed, to valhalla? or to hell? We fight for honour and safety, electricity We live for reference sections in the library We fight for armour, captains, glass eyes, wenches, basements, Wagner, pants and gloves and buckles, glory, Castle Greyskull, welding, Giants, Egypt, oil and gnomes, and thunder, some more wenches, Krom and other things... ....but mostly metaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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dei geni!